Everyone Shall Be Happy!!:🎊🎉🎈

As for the... "plan" to "wesettle da Palestinians fwom Gaza, ya know?", by the... "genious" donald duc - ehh, trump - Well Peoplim, Here is My Plan, then:

Instead of uprooting the Palestinians, most of whom have been living in that country for millennia, let us uproot the zionists, almost ALL of whom have only just migrated to the Levante within the last 150 years.

Let us give those former copatriates of mine what practically ALL of them have always been yearning for ANYWAY (don't ask me why they do; I have never shared that desire, however I have never felt like one of them anyway, by any mean, so...🤷🏻‍♂️). Let us give them all a one-way ticket to america, by taking some large strip of relatively least populated strip of, say, Atlantic shore line out of, say, the state if Georgia, or one of the Carolinas, and officially turn it into the new State of Israel, Home for ANY Jew who's masochist and dumb enough to want to live in a country with free guns, but zero healthcare. The closeness to da ol' south, along with people who still feel nostalgic to "da good ol' days of da good ol' confederacy", gleefully promoting sick white racism, and still enjoy living out their lives among bibles and guns, while viewing donald trump is their new messiah, shall make most zionists feel at Home in an instant, while the self-proclaimed "moderate zionists" (phhhhhh) shall be free to finally actively support their "gorgeous sweethearts" from the neo-lib, neo-con, war-hawking shittery = namely chuk shumer, nancy pelosy, and all the rest of those demented boomer corporation puppets calling themselves "democwats", as they have always so much enjoyed doing from afar.

And thus, Jews (having all received an instant american citizenship, literally over-night) shall be happy, Palestinians (having finally broken FREE of their oppressors, also over-night) shall be happy, the "republicans" (gaining like 5 million new voters, also over-night) shall be happy, the "democrats" (gaining about a million new voters still naïvely dumb enough to buy their bullshit, also over-night) shall be happy, EVERYBODY shall be happy!! 🎊🎉🎈

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