Things I Am Gratefully Unable to Understand

(As they are uniquely dumb amewican😀), number 385,620,739,836: WHY ON SEDNA ARE PALE-SKIN PEOPLE IN DA-GRAN'-YU-ES-OV-AYE CALLIN' THEMSELVES "CAUCASOID"

I mean, like, Double-Yu - Tee - Eff. In the case of the most of them, their bloody collonialistic ancestors had infiltrated the continent-belonging-to-the-first-nations NOT from the Mountain Range what's called Кавказ, but, rather, from countries such as england, ireland, germany, the netherlands, scotland, france and various other bloody western imprialistic countries. Now, I wish to understand it correctly: has the people of Dublin (pour example), seeing the danger of rising Sea levels, been petitioning РУССКИИ ФЕДЕРАЦИИ for the right to settle, say, in Влади Кавказ, and, for the Czar Vladimir I Putin to view their request favourably, have declared "All Irish are born Caucasoids, Thanks to Mother Russia, and Georgia always on my mind"???

Or have the Dutch, for the same reason exactement, have recently decided to identify as Chechens & Ingushetians???

Why ain't peoplim ever tell me anythin'.

And then, I suddenly hear that the reason for that, is that (and I appologise, to anyone who reads it: ⚠️ an EXTREME DUMBNESS alert!! ⚠️ ) "the people from the Caucasus are especially Beautiful, and all White people are Beautiful while others are not, so there"...

H A ? ? ?

Ya'ano, WHAT the bloody fuck???

Like - are YOU for real???

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The 19th Century has called; it asks for its racism back.

And that is all that I have got to say on this subject.