Something I Do NOT Understand, Regarding Humans (Well, One of Bloody COUNTLESS, Actually...🙃😎😂)

As Y'All know, I've never actually considered the upright chimps (who call themselves "Sapiens" LOL) to actually be anything like intelligent. I mean, every Snail has more sense, every Kitten is cunnier, and every Raven is infinitely wiser, than 99.999% of humanity.

However, there is a field where the immensely excruciating dumbness of those monkeys surpasses all others, and I am not talking about their ridiculous economical systems. Nor about their insane superstitious beliefs LOL

I am talking about their fashion - besides of the sick and quack existence of such a thing, of course (as the only excuse, to wrap yaselves in fabrics, is as a protection against the cold; PERIOD), but rather about the inexplicable sexual dimorphism (which belongs deep within the 1950's, at the "happy" times of "And you knew what you were - THEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!" "Girls were girls and Men were Men!" "Surely we could someone like Herbert Hoover again!" "Didn't need no 'Welfare State'!" "Everybody pulled, his, weight!" "We all danced and cel-leb-rate!" "Those were, the, DAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS!"), of "All gals should wear happy PINK, all Men should wear either dark blue, grey, dark khaki or black, as if they are just about ta head ta [their own? 🥺🤔] funeral".

I mean like, what the bloody FUCK.

Why on Ganymede is it, that - while all the World girlies can wear all kinds of HAPPY colours, their masculine(???) counterparts are all dressed in colours, which are appropriate ONLY for gatherings containing the phrase "We are gathered here today, to pay last respect to"...

Why? Why?? I'm asking Y'All, WHY???

(Please read with the same intonation as Dianne Chambers' at that Episode where she did that short quack movie to Woody's Parents.)

פשוט נשגב מבינתי!!