אֵין דָּבָר כָּזֶה, "במידה ו…"

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זהו יציר לשוני בלתי-חוקי, אשר נוכחותו, בשפה בכלל ובחוזים בפרט, נובעת מן המצב המצער, לפיו מסוגל אדם, לזכות בתואר אקדמי (אפילו, נעבעך, במשפטים ר"ל…), מבלי שילמד, קודם-כל, בחוג ללשון עברית (החוג האקדמי היָּחִיד, כמובן, לו יש ערך אמיתי לחיים).

אחת משתיים:

אם יֵשׁ, עניין של מידה, עליכםן לומר/לכתוב "במידה ש…".

אם אֵין, עניין של מידה, עליכםן לומר/לכתוב "אִם".

כי – בחיאת: בכל פעם ופעם, בהּ אני רואה, או שומע, זוועה לשונית בלתי-חוקית זו, מתנפח האגו שלי עוד קצת. ועוֹד קצת. ועוֹד קצת. וכך, עוד-מעט-קט, כבר יגיע זה, למימדי האגו, שהיה לאורי אבנרי עליו-השלום – ואז, לזה של ירון זליכה – וְאָז…


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